911 what's your emergency? Nah, just kidding. It's me Jen. I can't answer right now, but leave a message and I'll call you back! Peace.
Hi, it's me again. There's something I wanted you to hear. Listen. It's birds, Jen. After nine years behind bars I can't tell you how refreshing that is... I've got to go now, got some last minute Christmas shopping to do, but don't worry, you'll see a lot more of me soon. Remember how I used to say even prison couldn't keep us apart?... Oh, and I ran into your boyfriend... He says hi. "Peace".